This is sorta the anti-shimmy song. It's depressing.
(note: this is yesterday's song. I made it last night and left it to upload, and I only saw the upload failed this morning)
Everybody knows to stay away
From the Grabby Grabby Pumpkin man
Give him a wide berth or he will hurt you
With his tiny hands
He’ll sneak up behind you
To try to remind you
That he is an alpha male
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